YIJING: Bammer vs. Rebels

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Officials stop throwing flags. Bammer plays outside its own house and manages to find a lot of followers. Uchurch shines?

YIJING: Bammer vs. Wildcats

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

“Stop hitting yourself, Kentucky! Stop hitting yourself!”

YIJING: Bammer vs. Razorbacks

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Bammer and Arkansas both play equally well. Don’t worry, though; Bammer just barely squeezes it out in the end. Probably in overtime.

YIJING: Bammer vs. Mean Green

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Do not doubt that G-MAC will rally the troops against the Mean Green. The troops will comply with the desires of their general, and the outcome shall be great indeed. This is what is meant by ENTHUSIASM.

YIJING: Bammer vs. Golden Panthers

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Success in small matters.

YIJING: Bammer vs. Hokies

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

So, I see a lot of yards gained on the ground and very few penalties for Bammer. I see the Hokies flailing about like a wounded, half-blind turkey. They’ll be bit and bit hard.

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama vs Urban Peninsula Lizards

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Will Bammer beat the Gators? The most important divination yet is for the “Game of the Century” — Bammer vs Floriduh. Bammer returns to where the whole dream season started: Hotlanta. Will we be able to finish what we started there? Or, will the Gators chomp a¬†mighty chunk of flesh from our hide? The Yi […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: The Iron Bowl

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Will Bammer beat the Booger Eaters? This week Bammer returns to the field after a much needed off week. We’re 11-0 (I’m 13-0 in Yi Jing predictions this year, btw and fyi) and now we get to face our most hated opponent: them Booger Eaters on the Plains, who have provided us with a near […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama vs Missisippi State

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Will Bammer beat Miss Bulldog? I think the Yi is mad at me. This whole week I have been bombarded by requests from friends (and some that were more strangers than friends) to divine answers to their own vexing concerns. So, I think the Yi is feeling slightly misused. I think I need to implement […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama @ LSU

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Will Bammer beat la Tigers? This one is a shocker. Literally. The Yi answered with hexagram # 51 Zhen, or SHOCK, and the ideogram is [rain and atmospheric phenomena] so it is interpreted as a thunderclap, and this is a thunderclap doubled: the hexagram is Thunder over Thunder. A real shocker. A real surprise. So […]