What Do Real Dogs think of Smokey and his Knoxvillains?

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Saturday Alabama plays the hated UT-Knoxvillains, what do these nice little dogs think about the game??? Taco: my sources now say Clay Travis is writing a book on the best chalupas of the SEC Jellybean: Fuck those snitches! Jellybean don’t play! Millie Wigs: This is the face I’m gonna make droppin a #2 on the windsheild wipers […]

What Do Real Dogs Thing About Trent Richardson Getting Run Over?

Friday, July 1st, 2011

Thursday, Alabama Running Back Trent Richardson was hit by a car and ‘menaced’, we interviewed several real dogs for what they thought about it: Nelly – How is this going to affect the depth chart? Spice – Was he chasing a squirrel? Carter – Those asshole hybrid cars will sneak up on you. Woody – Take […]

What Do Real Dogs Think about the Bulldogs (and stuff)?

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Monty: My old bastard owner used to beat the shit out of me while listening to Kenny Rogers, so pardon me if I don’t believe a word the man says. In Cam We Trust. Romeo: It’s bout to get chilly, kind of bummed but glad I don’t got no nuts to freeze off. Mocha: Check […]

What do real dogs think of Smokey and ole Drooly Dooley

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Pins: If Alabama shits the bed on saturday, do they not get any snausages for a week? I’d hump a Panda for some snausages! Romeo: I had a dream last night that LSU meets Georgia in the SEC Championship game. I woke up in a cold sweat and starting licking my nuts to put me […]

What do real dogs think of the SEC this year?

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Pins: “I got your unsportsmanlike conduct right heaaaaah!” Romeo: “Georgia makes me wish I was a cat.” Mocha: “Blew out my ACL running away from that turkey inseminating Vandy coach. Time to go chill w/ Dr. James Andrews, he always gives me Bo Jackson shaped pepperoni while i get my knee scoped.” Foxy: “If the […]