The Curse of the Riverboat Gambler

Monday, June 29th, 2009

This off season has been fairly tame, as you can tell from the lack of posts around here, but this story should get you appropriately fired up. I found myself recently visiting the construction site of our current stadium expansion. The construction is being undertaken by the Brasfield & Gorrie company, based out of Birmingham. […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Auburn Preview

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Fucking Alabama Its that time of the year folks, when we square up against our little sister for bragging rights within the beautiful, ignorant wasteland that is Sweet Home Alabama. Its been so long since I’ve had bragging rights, I don’t remember what they look like. Phil Fulmer has probably peeked over his portable indian […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: The Iron Bowl

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Will Bammer beat the Booger Eaters? This week Bammer returns to the field after a much needed off week. We’re 11-0 (I’m 13-0 in Yi Jing predictions this year, btw and fyi) and now we get to face our most hated opponent: them Booger Eaters on the Plains, who have provided us with a near […]

Who is next up for a ride under the bus??

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Clemson Threw Coach Tommy Bowden under the Bus this morning, a few days after he loses to Wake Forest and threw his QB under the bus. Later, QB Cullen Harper, after making a big purchase at Whole Food’s unpleasant grape section, says “It’s what he deserved.” So, who is next up for an extra large […]

Just in Time for Halloween: Franklinstein out for Aubs

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Tubervillains have been calling for his head for weeks. now its official, Tony Franklinstein is out at Auburn. Smells like a goat to me, partly because they we’ren’t event running his offense. The bright side is, now that special guest is available to put your Halloween party over the top, I hear he has a […]

Spread Eagle queefs in Starkville.

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

We haven’t really done much shit-talking about the boogs this season. It’s about time we did. I was skeptical about the Franklin hire and moving to the spread, but I had no idea they would look this inept. A quick run through the boards and blogs this morning had me grinning. It looks like there […]