Is Trent Richardson the next Latrell Sprewell???

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Running back Trent Richardson opened many eyes today, regressing into his dangerous Florida Panhandlian ways during the Alabama Pro Day. He apparently knocked some dude down as people with foam shields attempted to contain his is reign of cartoonish violence. One of the dangers of declaring early for the draft, missing out on the senior level class Do […]

Bama Running Back on Dork Walker Watchlist

Friday, July 15th, 2011

Alabama Running Back Trent Richardson has been named to the Dork Walker watchlist, honoring the dorkiest running back in the NCAA. Trent was on hand at the Harry Potter premier dressed up like a wizard when he heard about the award. “I’m super psyched about this!” said Richardson “Can’t wait to tell my Warcraft guild!” […]

What Do Real Dogs Thing About Trent Richardson Getting Run Over?

Friday, July 1st, 2011

Thursday, Alabama Running Back Trent Richardson was hit by a car and ‘menaced’, we interviewed several real dogs for what they thought about it: Nelly – How is this going to affect the depth chart? Spice – Was he chasing a squirrel? Carter – Those asshole hybrid cars will sneak up on you. Woody – Take […]

Meet your RB Duo: Spaghetti and Meatballs!!

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Introducing Spaghetti and Meatballs! Had to make something up before someone calls the Bama dudes Fire and Rain and I gotta listen to James Taylor for the next year!