Running back Trent Richardson opened many eyes today, regressing into his dangerous Florida Panhandlian ways during the Alabama Pro Day. He apparently knocked some dude down as people with foam shields attempted to contain his is reign of cartoonish violence. One of the dangers of declaring early for the draft, missing out on the senior level class Do […]
Alabama Running Back Trent Richardson has been named to the Dork Walker watchlist, honoring the dorkiest running back in the NCAA. Trent was on hand at the Harry Potter premier dressed up like a wizard when he heard about the award. “I’m super psyched about this!” said Richardson “Can’t wait to tell my Warcraft guild!” […]
Thursday, Alabama Running Back Trent Richardson was hit by a car and ‘menaced’, we interviewed several real dogs for what they thought about it: Nelly – How is this going to affect the depth chart? Spice – Was he chasing a squirrel? Carter – Those asshole hybrid cars will sneak up on you. Woody – Take […]
Introducing Spaghetti and Meatballs! Had to make something up before someone calls the Bama dudes Fire and Rain and I gotta listen to James Taylor for the next year!