Something about the South Carolina game makes me drowsy. Maybe I’m not getting enough sleep and need to get some sweet-ass bed made by Swedish Astronauts. Looking back in Tower of Bammer archives… even wayy back to the old parchment version that me and TJ nailed to the front of Bryant Denny back in the [...]

THIS JUST IN: South Carolina Coach Steve Spurrier, dressed as a Nawvee from the movie Avatars has driven a plastic spear into Stephen Garcia, after practice-impaling 2 walk-on QBs. He was reportedly shouting “I WON THE HEISMAN YOU BUSHWACKER PIECE OF SHIT! TO THE BENCH WITH YOU FOREVER!! YAAAAAAAH” while running around in the plastic-weaponized Avatars [...]

That linebacker Norwood looks like a lizard, his eyes are on the side of his head. Its really good for the peripheral vision, but we’re gonna be coming from straight ahead. *smacks hands* -TJ, after a few bowling beers also check this awesome slipknot live vid!!

South Carolina graduate “Blue Sky” made a levitating dumpster. Now excuse me while I begin my ambitions plan for taking a levitating, flaming, exploding dump.