I Came to drop F-Bombs on your Illegal Battle Poultry

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Something about the South Carolina game makes me drowsy. Maybe I’m not getting enough sleep and need to get some sweet-ass bed made by Swedish Astronauts. Looking back in Tower of Bammer archives… even wayy back to the old parchment version that me and TJ nailed to the front of Bryant Denny back in the […]

Ole Ball Coach Spears QB dressed as Blue Alien

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

THIS JUST IN: South Carolina Coach Steve Spurrier, dressed as a Nawvee from the movie Avatars has driven a plastic spear into Stephen Garcia, after practice-impaling¬†2 walk-on QBs. He was reportedly shouting “I WON THE HEISMAN YOU BUSHWACKER PIECE OF SHIT! TO THE BENCH WITH YOU FOREVER!! YAAAAAAAH” while running around in the plastic-weaponized Avatars […]

Shit TJ Says: Linebacker Eric Norwood

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

That linebacker Norwood looks like a lizard, his eyes are on the side of his head. Its really good for the peripheral vision, but we’re gonna be coming from straight ahead. *smacks hands* -TJ, after a few bowling beers also check this awesome slipknot live vid!!

Unidentified Cock-Created Object

Monday, October 12th, 2009

South Carolina graduate “Blue Sky” made a levitating dumpster. Now excuse me while I begin my ambitions plan for taking a levitating, flaming, exploding dump.