I Came to drop F-Bombs on the 2009 SEC Champeenship

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Who the Fuck is Florida? The University of Florida is a fucking state college with about 55 fucking thousand students, located in Gainesville, Florida. Florida has given us gifts like the comedian Todd Barry and has also been known to occasionally aim its Taser of Education on goofball conspiracy theorists. Game of the Fucking Millennium! Welcome United States! […]

Abner B.D. Scroggins: Pukes! You haven't won anything!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Some sumbitches like to motivate with violence, but now in this day and age where you can barely get away with half-drowning heathen terrorists, so you’re surely not gonna get away with stapling “my whore momma dropped me” signs on the wide receivers every time one of those butterfingers lets the ball hit the dirt. […]

A Tip from Smokey

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

…officers found the Gator defensive lineman’s car stopped at a green light slumped over asleep in the driver’s seat

Handsome Devil Weekly Video Bonanza

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Hooray! This one’s got it all. More Tennessee shit-talkin’, Ark State disrespect and championship speculation. Dig in.