Just burped up some North Face sweatpants and now I’m gonna sit in a dark room and listen to Coldplay Been a sad week. Sniffing bees. After Alabama lost I cried into my pillow for days and days, until it started to stink and I realized it was the carcass of a large LSU woman [...]
Your Hairy Handicapper, your Governor of Growl, your Insect Inspecting Eeyore is back with weekend footbawwll picks to satisfy all your gambling needs! What do you do when making your picks? Do you use random elements to decide on picks, like dart boards, dice, or throwing the entrails of partially eaten hikers up in the [...]
Like a giant hairy ursine urologist, the sad bear sniffing be picks are here to diagnose whats ailing you!! THURSDAY NIGHT PASS OUT IN YOUR PAPA-SAN CHAIR GAME **USC Trojans 28** at California 27 Fire up the frozen enchiladas for some Thursday Night 4th Quarter finish! and then fall asleep before the end and wake [...]
OK, time to put down this detached hippie leg and make some football picks!! THURSDAY NIGHT DUBSTEP BUBBLE BATH **South Florida Bulls 21** at Pittsburgh Panthers 14 Are the Bulls really going to unveil their Buzzcock offense, or did i dream that. WTF am I doing dreaming about USF offenses anyway??? Yelling Fire in a [...]
When I’m not eating hikers, smoking cigarettes, suckin’ up honey, I’m makin’ money fucking up your parlays and grabbing that over/under and putting it in a DDT!!! THURSDAY NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT CUDDLE UP AND DONT EVEN WATCH IT LOCK OF THE WEEK!! North Carolina State 28 at Cincinnati 18 More like Beer Cats!! NC State [...]
Our campsite-vandalizing forest-fire hating Swami of Sadness once again offers us his prescient weekend picks. Taking advantage of his uncanny ability to point cute fluffy but threatening ears in the direction of possible entertainment/dinner, he’s submitted his famous weekly picks for your betting pleasure and profit. I’m not sure if he really understands football OR odds. [...]
Sad Bear is here, degenerate gamblers, to save your day and steal your hunny Sad Bear Sniffing Bee Weekend Picks: Schlitz 24 Natty Light 11 Central Florida 22 HOOOOTSTON 35 Ninja Owl Bonus Pick Sponsored by Gardians of Ga’hoole! Marmots 10 Ferrets 3 Kansas State 28 Texas 12 (Horns can’t even do the losing streak thing right) [...]