Alabama, after dominating the SEC, the Country, and even the world. Could Alabama Football dominate pre-history??? Like even back when the conferences were all squished together before the modern era??? Several reasons have lead us to believe Alabama would not only succeed, but THRIVE: 1) Bear Bryant would have been an actual Bear 2) Serious […]
Is Tween Starlet Rebecca Black coming to the SEC w/ Texas A & M? It has recently become a forgone conclusion that Texas A & M (Subscription Required) is coming to hang out with us in the SEC, so they can join us in brotherly hate, scandal, and self-loathing. But as the Texas A & M […]
Are Bigfoots Real?? For fuck sake of course Bigfoots are real! There is countless evidence and fuzzy pics and big plaster footprints all over the blogs. I’m not even gonna debate this with you close minded dickheads. What Are Bigfoots Like?? The documentary Harry and the Hendersons reveals them to be sensitive and social, toilet […]
Crazy signing announcements are all the rage, giving the ESPNU guys something to blather about for hours, crashing local news’ crappy online video players, and giving curmudgeons everywhere an opportunity to shit all over everything. Monday, this year’s top recruit Jadaveon Clowney will presumably choose between South Carolina and Clemson. We can now wonder what […]
Thank you MyFoxAL, for giving us something to look at, while the Dre Kirkpatrick recruiting announcement video is overloaded.
Seen here, uniformed Alabama coaching staffers tries to cram every last recruit into the available scholarships: Collegiate recruiting is one of the strangest things in sports. One part used car salesmen conference, one part pro draft and one part VH1’s Rock of Love where the crazy bitches are replaced with heavily muscled high school alpha […]
“if we drink the Kool-Aid … me being Attila the Hun … was right,” Coach Nick Saban In his post Arkansas press conference, Alabama Coach Nick Saban references the cruel and vicious Attila the Hun in the same sentence that he mentions a tasty sugary drink often delivered by an overweight anthropomorphic pitcher that busts […]