Thank you MyFoxAL, for giving us something to look at, while the Dre Kirkpatrick recruiting announcement video is overloaded.

Seen here, uniformed Alabama coaching staffers tries to cram every last recruit into the available scholarships:

Collegiate recruiting is one of the strangest things in sports. One part used car salesmen conference, one part pro draft and one part VH1’s Rock of Love where the crazy bitches are replaced with heavily muscled high school alpha males. [...]

“if we drink the Kool-Aid … me being Attila the Hun … was right,” Coach Nick Saban
In his post Arkansas press conference, Alabama Coach Nick Saban references the cruel and vicious Attila the Hun in the same sentence that he mentions a tasty sugary drink often delivered by an overweight anthropomorphic pitcher that busts through [...]