Arkansas Coach Quits Job, Wears Davey Crockett Jacket, Criticizes Ex-Boss

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

(Ex-) Arkansas Coach Bobby Petrino, clad in a sweet looking Davey Crockett jacket and a long Wyatt Earp style grits-grabber mustache, quit his job as Arkansas Razorback head coach in legendary fashion Tuesday night, in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Petrino delivered a teary, emotional, profanity-laden speech in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings while […]

I came to drop F-Bombs on the Fightin’ Arkamallets

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

The Year of the Fuckin Razorback! This weekend Alabama faces the hawwwgs, preseason darlings of the hype-o-sphere. Arkansas possessess an explosive offensive attack, jolly giant of a QB Ryan Mallet and mad scientist of a coach Bobby Petrino, a veritable alchemist of offensive concoctions, screen bubbles, slanty routes, wolf patterns, zipper flys, curly Q’s, and […]