Hundreds of Long Snappers Injured Sneaking into NFL Combine

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Not sure why this hasn’t gotten more press, but over 200 special teamers, specifically long snappers, were injured sneaking in to the NFL Scouting Combine this past weekend. They claimed to have been invited, but really had just printed shit out on their old epson inkjets at home after taking several pounds of wild WTF-level […]

Draft Punk: Bammers getting Paid

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Ahh the Draft, where college football nerddom ends and pro football nerddom begins. Ahh, and the boos. Me and TJ will likely be twittering and beer drinking while Kiper and McShay get in off-camera fisticuffs. Fuck the NFL network, I don’t want accuracy and vertical monopolies, I want passion, this is the draft, not particle […]

Bammers get drafted

Monday, April 27th, 2009

What a difference a year makes. In the 2008 draft, Alabama sent 0 players in 7 rounds. Fucking embarrassing. Well, this year the Tide fared much better. We scoured the tubes to see what NFL fans thought of their incoming Alabama alum. Andre Smith Cincinnati Bengals The sixth overall pick seemed to be a foregone […]

Draft Day Boos

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Brady Quinn Ted Ginn Jr The Jets Jets fans Boo Patriots pick before its called And of course, the Eagles boo Donovan, and 30,000 yards later, many still are

Bammers in the Draft

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Draft talk always contains a huge, Jupiter sized asterisk. Football geeks extroidinaire Football Outsiders do a great job in summing that asterisk up in this post “Made, not Born”, college football fans could equally apply those lessons to recruiting, though the practice time is much less and the talent disparity is much greater. Several Alabama […]

Let He without Man Boobs cast the First Stone

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Load up the rifles and leave the deer urine at home, cause it’s open season on former Tide lineman Andre Smith! His 2009 missteps has incurred the wrath of NFL pundits and the legion of bored internets, and much has been made of how much money he will lose and how far he may fall. […]