Did i tell you about the time I was on a greyhound bus that was hijacked? I was traveling in New Jersey at the time (a state full of filthy-mouthed yankees, let me fucking tell you). These whiskey-drunk livestock-sounding criminals came stumbling into the Bus after nearly running it off the road, demanding all the [...]

An F-Bomb from my Death Bed Yours Truly has been sick as shit lately with an acute case of Alabama Snotty Rockin Mountain Fever. I was comatose through the LSU game and I frequently awoke from fever dreams in the 3rd quarter relieved to see that Marquis Maze had not, in fact, had both his legs [...]

Will Bammer beat Miss Bulldog? I think the Yi is mad at me. This whole week I have been bombarded by requests from friends (and some that were more strangers than friends) to divine answers to their own vexing concerns. So, I think the Yi is feeling slightly misused. I think I need to implement [...]

We Fucking Control our own Destiny! Coming into the year, I’d have taken 9 wins and buried myself in a celebratory bucket of greasy fried chicken, now Bama sits here in November 3 wins away from the National Title Game. Neighsayer columnist abound in just about every major national publication. What Bama needs this weekend [...]