ESPN was using curse warfare and it’s taken it’s first victim: the Swamp Badger himself Things just get crazier for Tyrann Mathieu. First kicked off of LSU and now transferring to a South American bank account. Apparently his distant uncle needed cornerbacks and was a high ranking government official and also a successful minister and also died w/ no […]
Looks like Jordan Jefferson got into a brawl at Merlotte’s. First he had to fend off vicious Mettenbergers and then he gets cold-cocked by a guy from a 90′s morning show! With this sort of luck, is there enough grass on the field for Les Miles to play ball this year??
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What the Fuck! Bad News this week. Got run over by a swamp baby en route to the game. Lil bastard riding shotgun takes the wheel from swamp-momma and guns it at my ass. Thank God the wife was out there, to tell the kid to stop AFTER he had run me over. Hurt my back, […]
Buster: “First order of business for Alabama: quit letting Helen Keller call the plays in the red zone!” Missy: “Those guys really like purple nylon.” Barney: “Jesus! Its gonna take me MONTHS to re-pee on all the things the tiger fans pee on this weekend” Bear: “Do LSU fans name their dogs Gerry DiNardo?” Sarah: […]
Will Bammer beat la Tigers? This one is a shocker. Literally. The Yi answered with hexagram # 51 Zhen, or SHOCK, and the ideogram is [rain and atmospheric phenomena] so it is interpreted as a thunderclap, and this is a thunderclap doubled: the hexagram is Thunder over Thunder. A real shocker. A real surprise. So […]
“We have a new rival in Fucking Alabama!” -Les Miles, a vocally pro-F-bomb coach This game has been marked on the Mosquito-Cat’s calendar in turtle blood since January 3, 2007. A whole order of evil spirits have been called down by swamp witches and warlocks. A minor controversy was covered this past week, when former […]
This week we look at all the bullshit surrounding Fat Phil’s firing, Bama’s #1 ranking and the LSU game.