Tyrann Mathieu Transfers to a Paraguayan Bank Account

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

ESPN was using curse warfare and it’s taken it’s first victim: the Swamp Badger himself Things just get crazier for Tyrann Mathieu. First kicked off of LSU and now transferring to a South American bank account. Apparently his distant uncle needed cornerbacks and was a high ranking government official and also a successful minister and also died w/ no […]

Jordan Jefferson Loses Fight To Al Roker?

Friday, August 19th, 2011

Looks like Jordan Jefferson got into a brawl at Merlotte’s. First he had to fend off vicious Mettenbergers and then he gets cold-cocked by a guy from a 90′s morning show! With this sort of luck, is there enough grass on the field for Les Miles to play ball this year??

Sad Bear Sniffing Bee Weekend Picks

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Sad Bear is here, degenerate gamblers, to save your day and steal your hunny Sad Bear Sniffing Bee Weekend Picks: Schlitz 24 Natty Light 11 Central Florida 22 HOOOOTSTON 35 Ninja Owl Bonus Pick Sponsored by Gardians of Ga’hoole! Marmots 10 Ferrets 3 Kansas State 28 Texas 12 (Horns can’t even do the losing streak thing right) […]


Friday, November 5th, 2010

What the Fuck! Bad News this week. Got run over by a swamp baby en route to the game. Lil bastard riding shotgun takes the wheel from swamp-momma and guns it at my ass. Thank God the wife was out there, to tell the kid to stop AFTER he had run me over. Hurt my back, […]

What do real dogs think of the LSU corn dogs?

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Buster: “First order of business for Alabama: quit letting Helen Keller call the plays in the red zone!” Missy: “Those guys really like purple nylon.” Barney: “Jesus! Its gonna take me MONTHS to re-pee on all the things the tiger fans pee on this weekend” Bear: “Do LSU fans name their dogs Gerry DiNardo?” Sarah: […]

The TPS Report: Schadenfreude edition

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama @ LSU

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Will Bammer beat la Tigers? This one is a shocker. Literally. The Yi answered with hexagram # 51 Zhen, or SHOCK, and the ideogram is [rain and atmospheric phenomena] so it is interpreted as a thunderclap, and this is a thunderclap doubled: the hexagram is Thunder over Thunder. A real shocker. A real surprise. So […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: Bangle-Tiger vs Fucking Alabama Preview

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

“We have a new rival in Fucking Alabama!” -Les Miles, a vocally pro-F-bomb coach This game has been marked on the Mosquito-Cat’s calendar in turtle blood since January 3, 2007. A whole order of evil spirits have been called down by swamp witches and warlocks. A minor controversy was covered this past week, when former […]

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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

This week we look at all the bullshit surrounding Fat Phil’s firing, Bama’s #1 ranking and the LSU game.