What Do Real Dogs think of Smokey and his Knoxvillains?

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Saturday Alabama plays the hated UT-Knoxvillains, what do these nice little dogs think about the game??? Taco: my sources now say Clay Travis is writing a book on the best chalupas of the SEC Jellybean: Fuck those snitches! Jellybean don’t play! Millie Wigs: This is the face I’m gonna make droppin a #2 on the windsheild wipers […]

Alabama vs Knoxvillain F-Bomb Preview

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

It’s Tennessee week. Time to pull up to the gas station and fill up the ole HATE TANK (secret hint, its made from high fructose corn syrup!). Motherfucking HATE prices are high this week, might need to shop around, start hating Delaware or something. Dang, spilled some on my jeans, how I’m gonna smell like […]

What do real dogs think of Smokey and ole Drooly Dooley

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Pins: If Alabama shits the bed on saturday, do they not get any snausages for a week? I’d hump a Panda for some snausages! Romeo: I had a dream last night that LSU meets Georgia in the SEC Championship game. I woke up in a cold sweat and starting licking my nuts to put me […]

The Crimson & White Roundtable: Tennesseeeeeee

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Here we are wif de Crimson & White Roundtable. 1) Alabama returned to the win column against Ole Miss, but did the Crimson Tide’s performance show the needed signs of improvement we were hoping to see? After an alright start, it just felt like a survival. Like Bear Grylls muching on some dung grubs just so his stomach […]

Breaking News: Bama fan bashes Vols, compares to garbage truck convention

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Breaking News: I have just uncovered video of an Alabama fan trashing Tennessee. In a long stream of violent metaphors, he compares the Vols to Osama Bin Laden, calls Knoxville a town of pockmarked whores, forces a baby to eat glass, and then literally takes a figurative crap on a Smokey looking dog. Off camera […]

Mullet Man on the Attack

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

The Intertubes are alive this week with this dude celebrating the Tennessee win, at first I thought this was TJ’s halloween costume: Of course, once this got circulated around, the youtube comment thread turns into a train wreck people pissing on each other: ‘this dude is typical bama’ , ‘the barn ain’t never done shit’ […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Volunteers Preview

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

A Fucking Rivalry Game at Last At last, our annual feud with the Knoxvillains, though not on the traditional 3rd Saturday in October, because the SEC uses some fucking Mayan Chinese Jewish New Year calendar when scheduling their games. So, yes Bammers, the Iron Bowl is no longer in a city that gives a shit […]