“Stop hitting yourself, Kentucky! Stop hitting yourself!”

Is Bama any fucking better than last year?
Last year, as Team Speed Kills noted today, Alabama came into this game ranked 2nd in scoring among SEC teams, and merely squeaked by Kentucky. This matchup is where the 2009 squad can really differentiate itself from last years SEC West championship squad, and show us how well [...]

I do some slapstick in this one and mumble about football like a mongoloid. Enjoy.

Alabama Man Dance has held it down here at the Tower, writing pretty much all the content this week and last. I’ll pick it up for the home stretch here. Until then, here’s my ugly mug, talking football and bullshit. The fancy graphics, editing and upstaging provided by the dude(s) from Well That’s Cool.

This week’s prediction is a little different than my usual predictions in that I translated this one from the Chinese myself. (The internet is an awesome help for this, as my understanding of the Chinese language is mostly limited to ‘fried rice’ and ‘long time no see’.)  By doing so, I hoped to gain a [...]

Back to Fucking Tuscaloosa!
We will be welcoming SEC play back to Tuscaloosa Alabama!! Mal Moore has expressed wishes to make this game a “Color-Out” where all the Fans dress in a beautiful rainbow of colors to show support for all the closeted homosexuals on the other team.
Are you Fucking Kidding Me?
Kentucky is a victim of [...]