Crimson and White Roundtable: Visual Aid Edition

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

The lovely Tennessee infested Third Saturday in Blogtober hosts this weeks CW roundtable. This week I’m bringing you all our answers via some motherfuckin piss-poor photoshop work. If a picture is worth 1000 words, be prepared to be knocked on the side of your head with your parents’ Encyclopedia Britannica (you know, the thing people […]

Julio Jones named SEC Voltron of the Week!!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Congratulations are in order for Bama Wide Reciever Julio Jones, for being named the SEC’s Voltron of the Week. Julio formaed out of 5 robotic Lions and Escalades to catch 5 passes for 66 yards and a touchdown against Western Kentuckly Hilltoppers while defending the Galaxy on Saturday. Julio was limited in action because his […]

I came to drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Tulane Preview

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Who The Fuck is Tulane: Tulane University has over 10,000 motherfuckers that go to school there, many trying to become doctors and lawyers and such, but none of them are in fucking school this week because of a hurricane. Tulane is the only university in the US to start out as a public school, and […]

Slurp up the Crimson Koolaid, Brothers and Sisters

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Julio Jones, future NFL MVP and amateur helicopter pilot, has been named a starter! and may even, as a kick returner, be the First Alabama Motherfucker to actually touch the ball in 2008 (though I would prefer him touch it via inappropriately fondling Javeir Arenas after a long, shifty, videogamelike return). Our cadre of wideouts […]