Congratulations are in order for Bama Wide Reciever Julio Jones, for being named the SEC’s Voltron of the Week. Julio formaed out of 5 robotic Lions and Escalades to catch 5 passes for 66 yards and a touchdown against Western Kentuckly Hilltoppers while defending the Galaxy on Saturday. Julio was limited in action because his [...]

Who The Fuck is Tulane:
Tulane University has over 10,000 motherfuckers that go to school there, many trying to become doctors and lawyers and such, but none of them are in fucking school this week because of a hurricane. Tulane is the only university in the US to start out as a public school, and then [...]

Julio Jones, future NFL MVP and amateur helicopter pilot, has been named a starter! and may even, as a kick returner, be the First Alabama Motherfucker to actually touch the ball in 2008 (though I would prefer him touch it via inappropriately fondling Javeir Arenas after a long, shifty, videogamelike return). Our cadre of wideouts [...]