Another thing is that you see alot shit your standard alabama fan doesn’t. Example: Just this morning I saw Julio Jones eating breakfast at the Ferg. This isn’t an attempt to impress you, cause that’s not impressive anyway. It’s just an observation I had, and that some dude in Gordo did not. Here’s another observation I made today. I even took a picture.

My first thought was that the flags had been removed in solidarity with The Snake, who had been arrested the night before. My second thought was that a barner had snuck in (which is surprisingly easy) looking to take down the flag representing the controversial 1941 championship, and decided while they were up there, they might as well remove every goddamn one.

Logic slowly crept in, and I realized it was probably laundry day. Anyway, this is the kind of groundbreaking news you can come to expect from Tower of Bammer during the off-season. I’m working on some regular features, and hopefully we won’t be embarrassing by the time the season starts.