Tyrann Mathieu Transfers to a Paraguayan Bank Account

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

ESPN was using curse warfare and it’s taken it’s first victim: the Swamp Badger himself Things just get crazier for Tyrann Mathieu. First kicked off of LSU and now transferring to a South American bank account. Apparently his distant uncle needed cornerbacks and was a high ranking government official and also a successful minister and also died w/ no […]

What do real dogs think of the SEC this year?

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Pins: “I got your unsportsmanlike conduct right heaaaaah!” Romeo: “Georgia makes me wish I was a cat.” Mocha: “Blew out my ACL running away from that turkey inseminating Vandy coach. Time to go chill w/ Dr. James Andrews, he always gives me Bo Jackson shaped pepperoni while i get my knee scoped.” Foxy: “If the […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama @ Georgia

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Man, I tell you what, boys and girls, this has been one tough week for yours truly. I have cast so many damned hexagrams, tossed about three fiddy in change, and divided so many yarrow stalks (actually, I use Q-tips) that I have developed a divinatory version of carpal tunnel syndrome. And like so many […]

What do Real Dogs Think of the Dawgs?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

I interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to see their opinion on the Bama vs Bulldog showdown in Athens this weekend: Waldo: “Do those Bulldogs like to roll around in shit too???” Otis: “I hope Corso doesn’t pick us to win!” Freckles: “I’m very concerned about our linebackers in pass coverage!” Beau: “The Big […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Dawgs Preview

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Who the Fuck is Georgia Georgia is based in Athens*, where they invented REM and philosophy and hedges. Their state features a giant peach that moons you while you’re on the highway. PS, our good ole Chilton County peaches are better, why don’t they replace that water tower with a big ass Matlock head. Why […]

Oh yeah!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

I thoroughly embarrass myself again in another week’s installment of The Perfect Storm. Thanks to the dudes at Well That’s Cool for bringing me back down to earth.

Wardrobe change

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

So, Richt is calling for a blackout this saturday. Eh, I could give two shits what uni’s they wear.

Looking Ahead: Hellooo Georgia!

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Once again, we are going to look past our current game. Against the wishes of the entire Alabama coaching staff, our families, and against the recommendations of various doctors. Hellooo Georgia! Next week, looms a game no one, NO ONE, picked Alabama to win before the season began. Not even your super-bammer 12 year-old-bucktoothed-distant-cousin that […]