F-Bomb Beeker Report Preview: ALABAMA vs FLORIDA STATE GATORS

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Rdy for some Meep Meep football!! Alabama travels this weekend to Tallahassa Florida to battle with the Florida State in a blockbuster out of conference matchup in the beautiful state capitol of the Sunshine Territory. Leatherback-Pumpernickel stadium will be packed with excitement like a log flume at Six Flags. The Mother-Effing Meep Meep ACC Conference!! […]

Swamp to be Flooded with Milk?!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

The University of Florida, National Milk Producers Federation, Naked Florist Association, The National Long Snapper Task Force, and General Mills Inc. are planning on milk-flooding Ben Hill Griffin Stadium Swamp for the Saturday showdown with number 2 ranked Alabama. The ‘Milkout’ is part of National Stadium-Milk Month and National Cleat Cheese Week. The end zones will […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs on the Gainesville Lizard Dancers

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

FUCKING YOGURT IN THA HOUSE!!! So here we are, with a just-opened under-stadium science bunker where Alabama can invent new types of performance enhancing yogurt. This week we will come up with some special yogurt we can drop on all those arm-flapping jort-stealing taser-toting panhandlers, mayhaps with some multicolored sprinklies, chocolate flakies, and genetically engineered […]

A Tip from Smokey

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

…officers found the Gator defensive lineman’s car stopped at a green light slumped over asleep in the driver’s seat

Looking Ahead: The SEC Championship

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

We all know that the Purple Swamp People want all the attention to be on THEM, and they want us to feel BAD about our carpetbagger scum bag coach who left poor ole billionaire Wayne Huizenga high and dry, and they are pissed their little kid named Nicholas is constantly scorned and booed to the […]