BREAKING NEWS: BAMA QB Embarks on Graffiti Spree

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

When he’s not winning championships, rhode scholaring, or getting sacked by every single motherfucker on the entire South Carolina football team, Greg McElroy is getting “ups” all over Tuscaloosa, flinging paint from his Rustoleum┬ácannons like the guns of navarone. As you can see here, he uses a tiny hand theme (possible supplied by a kidnapped […]

The plebes react

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I like to spend Sundays nursing my hangover with a cocktail consisting of pepto, excedrin, hair of the dog and a heap of message board rants. Here’s some of the more choice selections from today. This first kid is great. He took issue with Saban icing his kicker before halftime… “So you guys love him […]

Dick gets bit twice

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

We’ll start the competition right now. Please come up with a better headline than the one I just threw up there. I had one in the reserves, in case the game went the other way: Dick is big. No sacks. I also had: Dick disappoints without Nutt, Dick falls short, or Dick pointed and laughed […]

Chick-fil-a kickoff bowl refugees headed to SC

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Last night Nick Saban drug out Tommy Bowden to the middle of the Georgia Dome and pantsed him. Then America pointed and laughed. Garth Brooks’ short-lived Chris Gaines alter ego is less embarrassing than last night. Admitting you own The Renegade boxset is less embarrassing than Clemson’s performance. Can we schedule an over-rated, under-prepared ACC […]