Tubervillains have been calling for his head for weeks. now its official, Tony Franklinstein is out at Auburn. Smells like a goat to me, partly because they we’ren’t event running his offense. The bright side is, now that special guest is available to put your Halloween party over the top, I hear he has a mean apple bobbing system and is amazingly accurate flicking candy corns across the room with his tongue.

Like the 2004 Tsunami?
Just yesteday the chief Tubervillain himself said, “Why don’t you go back to doing what you did?’ Well, if you do that, then you are asking for major disaster”, so we can only assume that the firing of a major coach in the middle of the season qualifies itself as only a minor disaster.

Also:
Well thats cool linked a visiting fan who had a great time in T-town in the last game

“Please Coach Tuberville, you still have a chance to to take advantage of our great defense and have a great season, but you must come to your senses and change our vapid offensive to a more traditional Auburn offense. Tell Tony, we tried it but it doesn’t work and we aren’t going to throw away our season to prove a point that already has been proven.”

“This offensive system will not work in the SEC”

“FIRE TONY FRANKLIN!!! He promised but can not fulfil his promises.”

“the Tony Franklin offense that we thought was going to be explosive and unstoppable has done little more than set Auburn’s program back tremendously. Not only is the season in jeopardy, but all of the recruits that have committed will never want to come and play for such a Mickey Mouse high school offense.”

“Franklin has got to go……and he should take Todd with him!”

“Tony Franklin needs to brush his hair and get the hell out of town, or get the hell out of town and then brush his hair. Either order is fine.”

“Franklin’s Chinese Firedrill Offense should be scrapped, not just “tweaked”. I have never seen a more inept AU offense.”

“This situation just went from serious to critical. If Tommy doesn’t swallow some pride and back up completely on this Chris Todd decision, then this team could very well flame like the Hindenburg.”

“Fire Tubberville and Franklin. Make Rhodes the head coach. If anyone has a problem with my post, I will be easy to find. I will probably be the only Auburn fan with a paper bag over my head in section 34 during the LSU game.”

“We are opening up the playbook people. It is not working. You all are starting to sound like bama fans, making excuses for everything. We are not a top ten team, or even a top 20 team right now. Changes need to be made now, because the time we need to make them runs out this Saturday.”

“If Auburn doesnt straighten out we will soon be battling MSU to stay out of the cellar in the west. This is a nightmare.”

“If I hear a win is a win quote again from Tubbs I am going to vomit on my Pat Dye commemerative plate”

“You call youself Auburn fans – Some of you people make sick.”

That last one’s great. They’re turning on each other now. Of course, this all means nothing. Auburn is 3-0 and has thier first SEC win. The defense is fucking stout and I don’t think they’ll have to score many points to win, anyway. Apparently the 3-2 game was embarrassing enough for AP voters to jump Alabama ahead of them this week.