F-Bomb Preview: Alabama at Rebel-Bears

Friday, October 14th, 2011

“FUCK HOSS!! DON’T GOT TO SHOOT ME!! AINT NO YANKEE!!” 2 future bitter Texas A & M rivals will battle it out in Oxford this weekend. Most likely on Saturday, with a possible road trip after the game to smear feces and ranch dressing all over the Texas A & M bus as part of […]

Alabama vs Georgia State: Embarrassing Mother-effing Preview

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Wheels have really come off since the LSU loss. The kids started huffing gas and throwing vegetables and shit at passing cars. Wife left with a plumber, bastard just waltzed out of the house with a soiled roto-rooter in one hand, and the old lady in another, now all i got is a little wet […]

LSU F-BOMB PREVIEW WAS RUN OVER!!

Friday, November 5th, 2010

What the Fuck! Bad News this week. Got run over by a swamp baby en route to the game. Lil bastard riding shotgun takes the wheel from swamp-momma and guns it at my ass. Thank God the wife was out there, to tell the kid to stop AFTER he had run me over.¬†Hurt my back, […]

I Came to drop F-Bombs on your Illegal Battle Poultry

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Something about the South Carolina game makes me drowsy. Maybe I’m not getting enough sleep and need to get some sweet-ass bed made by Swedish Astronauts. Looking back in Tower of Bammer archives… even wayy back to the old parchment version that me and TJ nailed to the front of Bryant Denny back in the […]

I came to drop F-Bombs on the Nittany Penn Staters

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Welcome back to the first real F-Bomb preview, feel free to not read this if you are offended by profanity and/or you’re a tiny baby and/or maintaining a sheltered existence. Starting to get excited here in the Tower of Bammer corporate HQ! Seasons getting started, this weekend should have some awesome matchups, Penn State people […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: San Diego State Spartans

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Who the Fuck is San Diego State? San Diego State University is located in northern California, over 400 fucking miles north of San Diego. Founded by Shrek and Joey Chestnut in 1987. They have a lot of databases and fixed gear¬†bicycles. Marshall Fucking Faulk Marshall Faulk is a famous San Diego State Alumni, I’m not […]

I Came to drop F-Bombs: Fayettevillains come to Tuscaloosa

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Welcome Back Motherfucking Razorbacks Nice to see you back hogs, its been a couple of years since you been in town. When you were here last, Darren McFadden and Felix Jones were going apeshit, everyone was telling me to buy real estate, and ole J.P. Banana Bangs hit Matt Caddell in the corner of the […]