ESPN Unleashes Brutal Bristol Connecticut Voodoo Powers!

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

The World Wide Leader, the modern Roman Empire, has finally turned to the forces of darkness in their inherent anti-SEC bias [cue up B-roll of Todd Blackledge eating barbecued toe of frog] ESPN the Magazine is a blasphemous version of the TV sports network that travels via mail to satanic dentists offices and witch doctor waiting rooms […]