Tower of Bammer » dogs http://towerofbammer.com your only source for SEC dick jokes Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:01:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 What do real dogs think of the LSU corn dogs? http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-lsu-corn-dogs/ http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-lsu-corn-dogs/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:59:25 +0000 Alabama Man Dance http://towerofbammer.com/?p=1202 dog-buster
Buster: “First order of business for Alabama: quit letting Helen Keller call the plays in the red zone!”

dog-missy

Missy: “Those guys really like purple nylon.”

dog-barney
Barney: “Jesus! Its gonna take me MONTHS to re-pee on all the things the tiger fans pee on this weekend”

dog-bear
Bear: “Do LSU fans name their dogs Gerry DiNardo?”

dog-sarah
Sarah: “Nothing is quite as disgusting as a corndog in the throes of an ether binge”

dog-peppy
Peppy: “If it gets cold enough, I get stuck in a houndstooth sweatshirt. News flash, I’m covered in hair fools!”

dog-roxy
Roxy: “…and when there was no whiskey, we drank gin, and when there was no gin, we ate worms”

dog-patton
Patton: “I don’t care if those swamp tigers phone-bomb me, I got no hands! I can’t answer!”

]]> http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-lsu-corn-dogs/feed/ 1 What do real dogs think of Smokey and his Bandits? http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-smokey-and-his-bandits-2/ http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-smokey-and-his-bandits-2/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:34:08 +0000 Alabama Man Dance http://towerofbammer.com/?p=1165 dog-william
William: “Lock of the week. Take the over. Crompton will throw for 4 touchdowns! But, then again, you should never take betting advice from a dog wearing a pink bandana.”

dog-speedy
Speedy: “Think that Mike Vick stuff was bad? Crazy swamp bumpus Ed Orgeron makes soup out of dogs, I can smell it when he sweats.”

dog-buddy
Buddy: “I think McElroy will have a bounce back week. Let me tell you from experience, its starting to get fucking cold in the dog house”

dog-maggie
Maggie: “Eric Berry 4 Heisman! No wait, Mark Ingram for Heisman! Delusional assholes, no one can defeat The Circumsisor”

dog-barney
Barney: “I don’t like the looks of you. Can I see your license? Got any grass or pills on you, boy? Mind if I urinate on everything you own?”

dog-bear
Bear: “This is a public service announcement: Every eleven minutes, someone in Alabama names a dog ‘Bear’.”

dog-sarah
Sarah: “I might not make it to the game, I have 11 feet of yarn in my large intestine!” (Talk about a passing game)

dog-roxy
Roxy: “I got so excited when I heard a bunch of Volunteer women are coming to town. I can’t wait to share experiences. I’ve always wanted to work for the Peace Corp or Teach for America!”

dog-patton
Patton: “I’d like to dip Lane Kiffin’s wife into some gravy, and, y’know, see how things work out.”

]]> http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-smokey-and-his-bandits-2/feed/ 1 What do real dogs think of Smokey and his Bandits? http://towerofbammer.com/2008/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-smokey-and-his-bandits/ http://towerofbammer.com/2008/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-smokey-and-his-bandits/#comments Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:18:58 +0000 Alabama Man Dance http://www.towerofbammer.com/?p=429 The Tower of Bammer interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to seek their opinion on the Bama vs Volunteer showdown in Knoxvegas this weekend:


Waldo: “Did they cut off Smokey’s balls too???”


Chester: “What in the hell is Saban telling these kids at halftime? Is he reading them the week’s Dow Jones index?”


Beau: “I love away games, I can run around and shit on the trash-filled lawns around campus with a little more privacy”


Otis: “I’ve GOT to quit licking my nuts during the first half of the games, I’m missing all the fun”


Henry: “OMG The Big 12 can’t play any Defense! FAIL!”


Ella: “To hell with pass defense, someone better hook me up with some flea defense!”


Chevy: “Someone explain to me what type of person would volunteer to dress up in orange and get their ass beat?”


Ernest: “MAN! If Bama loses, I’m gonna drag my ass all over the Sunday newspaper and express my anal glands, hopefully there will be a Finebaum column in there and I can make it a two fer one”

]]> http://towerofbammer.com/2008/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-smokey-and-his-bandits/feed/ 0 What do Real Dogs Think of the Dawgs? http://towerofbammer.com/2008/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-dawgs/ http://towerofbammer.com/2008/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-dawgs/#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:44:23 +0000 Alabama Man Dance http://www.towerofbammer.com/?p=240 I interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to see their opinion on the Bama vs Bulldog showdown in Athens this weekend:


Waldo: “Do those Bulldogs like to roll around in shit too???”


Otis: “I hope Corso doesn’t pick us to win!”


Freckles: “I’m very concerned about our linebackers in pass coverage!”


Beau: “The Big 10 is slow LMAO”


Susie: “Finebaum has got me on hold right now, I got some shit to say about Tony Franklin that’s gonna get the booger-eaters all riled up”


Sugar: “Over-Rated! bark bark barkbarkbark!”

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