Buster: “First order of business for Alabama: quit letting Helen Keller call the plays in the red zone!”
Missy: “Those guys really like purple nylon.”
Barney: “Jesus! Its gonna take me MONTHS to re-pee on all the things the tiger fans pee on this weekend”
Bear: “Do LSU fans name their dogs Gerry DiNardo?”
Sarah: “Nothing is quite as [...]
William: “Lock of the week. Take the over. Crompton will throw for 4 touchdowns! But, then again, you should never take betting advice from a dog wearing a pink bandana.”
Speedy: “Think that Mike Vick stuff was bad? Crazy swamp bumpus Ed Orgeron makes soup out of dogs, I can smell it when he sweats.”
Buddy: “I [...]
The Tower of Bammer interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to seek their opinion on the Bama vs Volunteer showdown in Knoxvegas this weekend:
Waldo: “Did they cut off Smokey’s balls too???”
Chester: “What in the hell is Saban telling these kids at halftime? Is he reading them the week’s Dow Jones index?”
Beau: “I love away [...]
I interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to see their opinion on the Bama vs Bulldog showdown in Athens this weekend:
Waldo: “Do those Bulldogs like to roll around in shit too???”
Otis: “I hope Corso doesn’t pick us to win!”
Freckles: “I’m very concerned about our linebackers in pass coverage!”
Beau: “The Big 10 is slow LMAO”
Susie: [...]