The Alabama football team is apparently in a dicey situation, in regard to the defensive backfield. It looks like depth concerns have driven them to place smart-ass advertisements on the local craigslist. We can only assume the next step is suiting up cheerleaders and/or scouting at the intramural leagues for crazy “one Mississippi, two Mississippi” [...]

Nick Saban is earning his Nicktator pseudonum this week. Despite just about every practice report I see that speculates on the depth chart couches it in between “organizational units”, “practice groupings” and a million other phrases to communicate the provisional nature of the guestimation. We can trust speculation by people with media access to get [...]

Julio Jones, future NFL MVP and amateur helicopter pilot, has been named a starter! and may even, as a kick returner, be the First Alabama Motherfucker to actually touch the ball in 2008 (though I would prefer him touch it via inappropriately fondling Javeir Arenas after a long, shifty, videogamelike return). Our cadre of wideouts [...]