“if we drink the Kool-Aid … me being Attila the Hun … was right,” Coach Nick Saban
In his post Arkansas press conference, Alabama Coach Nick Saban references the cruel and vicious Attila the Hun in the same sentence that he mentions a tasty sugary drink often delivered by an overweight anthropomorphic pitcher that busts through [...]

Julio Jones, future NFL MVP and amateur helicopter pilot, has been named a starter! and may even, as a kick returner, be the First Alabama Motherfucker to actually touch the ball in 2008 (though I would prefer him touch it via inappropriately fondling Javeir Arenas after a long, shifty, videogamelike return). Our cadre of wideouts [...]