Tower of Bammer » corndogs http://towerofbammer.com your only source for SEC dick jokes Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:12:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 What do real dogs think of the LSU corn dogs? http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-lsu-corn-dogs/ http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-lsu-corn-dogs/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:59:25 +0000 Alabama Man Dance http://towerofbammer.com/?p=1202 dog-buster
Buster: “First order of business for Alabama: quit letting Helen Keller call the plays in the red zone!”

dog-missy

Missy: “Those guys really like purple nylon.”

dog-barney
Barney: “Jesus! Its gonna take me MONTHS to re-pee on all the things the tiger fans pee on this weekend”

dog-bear
Bear: “Do LSU fans name their dogs Gerry DiNardo?”

dog-sarah
Sarah: “Nothing is quite as disgusting as a corndog in the throes of an ether binge”

dog-peppy
Peppy: “If it gets cold enough, I get stuck in a houndstooth sweatshirt. News flash, I’m covered in hair fools!”

dog-roxy
Roxy: “…and when there was no whiskey, we drank gin, and when there was no gin, we ate worms”

dog-patton
Patton: “I don’t care if those swamp tigers phone-bomb me, I got no hands! I can’t answer!”

]]> http://towerofbammer.com/2009/what-do-real-dogs-think-of-the-lsu-corn-dogs/feed/ 1 I'm TJ Ripp and I approve this massage http://towerofbammer.com/2008/im-tj-ripp-and-i-approve-this-massage/ http://towerofbammer.com/2008/im-tj-ripp-and-i-approve-this-massage/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:43:45 +0000 TJ http://www.towerofbammer.com/?p=516 This week we look at all the bullshit surrounding Fat Phil’s firing, Bama’s #1 ranking and the LSU game.

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