Who is next up for a ride under the bus??

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Clemson Threw Coach Tommy Bowden under the Bus this morning, a few days after he loses to Wake Forest and threw his QB under the bus. Later, QB Cullen Harper, after making a big purchase at Whole Food’s unpleasant grape section, says “It’s what he deserved.” So, who is next up for an extra large […]

Chick-fil-a kickoff bowl refugees headed to SC

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Last night Nick Saban drug out Tommy Bowden to the middle of the Georgia Dome and pantsed him. Then America pointed and laughed. Garth Brooks’ short-lived Chris Gaines alter ego is less embarrassing than last night. Admitting you own The Renegade boxset is less embarrassing than Clemson’s performance. Can we schedule an over-rated, under-prepared ACC […]

I came to drop F Bombs: The Fucking Clemson Preview

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Who the Fuck is Clemson: Clemson has a little over 17,000 fucking students and is based in Clemson, South Carolina. The state that started the Civil War and has that cool fucking palm tree on their flag. My first experience with Clemson was being forced off the road by a convoy of orange paw print […]

Murder, Scandal in the Crimson Nation

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Clemson Defensive Coach Vic Koenning has lit a fire under our redneck asses with his comments regarding our two most heralded recruits from our most heralded recruiting class driving Escalades around during the recruiting process. This obviously was a joke, but like most jokes from grown men who yell at kids all day, it was […]