BREAKING: New Weird Nintendo Thing Will Only Show Alabama Games

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Nintendo is a large Japanese company that makes electronic shit that features out of work plumbers and old people playing tennis. Thankfully, the video game giant have come to their senses and now worship the One True Team and will only be featuring Alabama Games on their devices. Other college teams will get to see […]

Breaking News from 2019: The Doocision

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Weird Story showed up in my blog-a-base, appears to be from the future…-ed Gonna start this out nice. Thank you Ja’Juan Story, possiblee my favorite Gator of all time, for during that dark 2011 off-season of death and scandal, you put a smile on our faces: “Before every game…I doodoo and then listen to Katy […]

Breaking News: Blazer Back is a Fetus!

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Was watching UAB play the Villainteers last weekend, and I’ll be danged up in down the street if I didnt think running back Pat Shed had one of the baddest ass names on the block. As in shedding blocks and he ran up and down the sidelines! I figured I would google him, and shit […]