BREAKING NEWS: MINER FOUND IN BAMMER YARD

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Thanks to a tip from squatting enthusiast Rick Muscles, we learned that this dude [obv from Clan Catfish] suspected Auburn sympathizers with “dropping a shit ton of tree pie-zun” on one of his Oaks bc he is a huge Bama fan. Seemed like a pretty sound logical conclusion, w/ statewide football related herbicide reaching epic┬áproportions: […]

Portable Home Cooking

Monday, July 6th, 2009

h/t to Dr Saturday for this gifting me with this morning Oklahoma booger eater: so why not another revisit the styles and methods of other booger eater greats? The Hunter Gatherer Basketball star Allen Iverson shows us how to properly inspect the results of your latest booger hunting expedition. Its odd that a player known […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: The Iron Bowl

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Will Bammer beat the Booger Eaters? This week Bammer returns to the field after a much needed off week. We’re 11-0 (I’m 13-0 in Yi Jing predictions this year, btw and fyi) and now we get to face our most hated opponent: them Booger Eaters on the Plains, who have provided us with a near […]

Spread Eagle queefs in Starkville.

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

We haven’t really done much shit-talking about the boogs this season. It’s about time we did. I was skeptical about the Franklin hire and moving to the spread, but I had no idea they would look this inept. A quick run through the boards and blogs this morning had me grinning. It looks like there […]