BREAKING NEWS: UA Paper not sure who plays QB for Wor Eagles

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

BREAKING NEWS! Campus paper not sure who Cameron Newton is: Could he be an astronaut? A veterinarian? An octogenarian? The C & W might need to do fact checking. Anyone within 20 feet of a Finebaum radio or who watches the blogs and twitters go by should be fairly well versed in the John Bond/Kenny Rogers/NCAA Bylaws/ESPN Conspiracies. […]

Portable Home Cooking

Monday, July 6th, 2009

h/t to Dr Saturday for this gifting me with this morning Oklahoma booger eater: so why not another revisit the styles and methods of other booger eater greats? The Hunter Gatherer Basketball star Allen Iverson shows us how to properly inspect the results of your latest booger hunting expedition. Its odd that a player known […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: The Iron Bowl

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Will Bammer beat the Booger Eaters? This week Bammer returns to the field after a much needed off week. We’re 11-0 (I’m 13-0 in Yi Jing predictions this year, btw and fyi) and now we get to face our most hated opponent: them Booger Eaters on the Plains, who have provided us with a near […]

Looking Ahead: Next Year

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

With the Eagle-Tigers lurking around, desperately looming on the horizon, we think its a perfect time to look past our current opponent, past the SEC championship, past the bowl game, and into next season. Is there a better way to show disdain for your cross state rival than to think about more important things, like […]

Just in Time for Halloween: Franklinstein out for Aubs

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Tubervillains have been calling for his head for weeks. now its official, Tony Franklinstein is out at Auburn. Smells like a goat to me, partly because they we’ren’t event running his offense. The bright side is, now that special guest is available to put your Halloween party over the top, I hear he has a […]

What do Real Dogs Think of the Dawgs?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

I interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to see their opinion on the Bama vs Bulldog showdown in Athens this weekend: Waldo: “Do those Bulldogs like to roll around in shit too???” Otis: “I hope Corso doesn’t pick us to win!” Freckles: “I’m very concerned about our linebackers in pass coverage!” Beau: “The Big […]