In other news
If you are not following EDSBS’s Fulmer Cup, you should, since Alabama is the reigning champ thanks to last years robbery/coke slinging/bar-fight-a-palooza. We really hope the winner truly represents what it means for your team to go out and act like morons. That, and this quote from the most recent update almost made me spill my bat-blood voodoo cocktail all over my freemasonry pentagrams:

The Trilateral Commission decreed it, and then confirmed the call with the Elders of Zion, who then ratified the dismissal of affray charges against Janoris Jenkins with Quantum and the Gnomes of Zurich. Broadcasting the orders over special high-frequency radios through Chinese Triad contacts based in Mormon temples across the world, who then executed the orders through Mara Salvatrucha operatives with links to Opus Dei and the Carlyle Group to intimidate the judges in Alachua County to make the charges go away, debase the US Currency, and simultaneously undermine the University of Tennessee and Georgia programs while clearing the way for ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. Either that, or there was no evidence to hold the charges any further against Jenkins.