Holographic Coaching Legend Makes Special Appearance For Spring Game

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Hologram Bear Bryant, in the form of a digital, gravelly voiced phantasm, made a special appearance at A-Day, coaching the White team to a brilliant 24 – 15 win on Saturday. He then wowed a crowd of thousands later that night by sharing the stage with none other than Snoop Dogg himself, performing his new […]

BREAKING NEWS: Bear Bryant Found w/ Bear

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Bear Bryant found Alive, chillin w/ actual bear Former Alabama and Kentucky football coach, and also carnivorous giant-wildlife afficianado, Paul Bryant, was discovered to be alive, working in an unnamed zoo, chilling out with a big huge fucking bear. He apparently tucks the bear in and reads him bed time stories for 4 […]

BEAR BRYANT: TIME TRAVELER??

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Shocking New Photo Evidence! PAUL BEAR BRYANT, legendary gravel-voiced Alabama Coach, was spotted in this picture with, what appears to be a Nokia 1508 shitty lil cell phone, back in his days at Kentucky. The phone ended in his hand, I assume, because in his future time travel facility there was an ‘Old Shit’ bin, […]