Friday, November 5th, 2010

What the Fuck! Bad News this week. Got run over by a swamp baby en route to the game. Lil bastard riding shotgun takes the wheel from swamp-momma and guns it at my ass. Thank God the wife was out there, to tell the kid to stop AFTER he had run me over.┬áHurt my back, […]

Breaking News: Paul Bryant Drive Renamed “Stadium Stroll”

Friday, September 10th, 2010

Leaked footage reveals the University of Alabama and the City of Tuscaloosa have renamed Paul Bryant Drive to “Stadium Stroll” Notice the new street, “Stadium Stroll”. This is to remind you, that there is a huge fucking football stadium approximately .47 miles away, right in front of you. Towering over the metropolitan area like the […]

Time for a New Drink, Alabama

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Time to bury the ole Kool Aid Man… Between CBS Sports, ESPN Gameday, and the Bammers tailgating here and there, I believe I heard Kool Aid mentioned 738 times last weekend, AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT US, a lackluster near-nailbiter against an unranked opponent with big ole K’s on their helmet. Its time to move […]

Barbequed Pig in the Morning

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Nothing like waking up to a cup of orange juice, a few beers, and a large jug of coffee with extra beatdown. Alabama hammered Arkansas 41 – 7 via a defensive back beatdown of legendary proportions. Our exclusive Yi Jing prediction was right on, as Bama scored on the first drive and Arkansas players were […]