Alabama vs Auburn Motherfuckin F-Bomb Preview

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Happy Fuckin Thanksgivin!!! Thanks to the pilgrams sailing across the gulf of mexico in the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, this is the perfect time of year to spend with your loved ones, your neighbors, your doggies, your beers, heroin, shit like that. Dont got to go to work, unless you work retail, […]


Thursday, November 11th, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!! Early this morning a group of┬ámischievous┬átween orphans discovered Cam Newton’s treasure in a remote Pacific Northwest cave. They faced an array of boobee traps, barbs, organs, boulders & shit, but luckily prevailed because of their Asian gadgets, determination, and orthodontic┬ábadassery. The tweens were from a poverty level family of deadbeats, so Cam Newton’s […]

Slim (Nose) Pickings

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Some links I’d like to share, now that I’ve mostly recovered from the physical and psychological trauma that I suffered in New Orleans in the hours before, during, and after the Sugar Bowl. Bama Hoops has excellent coverage of the Tide b-ball team, as this season painfully progresses into SEC play this Sunday vs the […]

The plebes react

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I like to spend Sundays nursing my hangover with a cocktail consisting of pepto, excedrin, hair of the dog and a heap of message board rants. Here’s some of the more choice selections from today. This first kid is great. He took issue with Saban icing his kicker before halftime… “So you guys love him […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Auburn Preview

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Fucking Alabama Its that time of the year folks, when we square up against our little sister for bragging rights within the beautiful, ignorant wasteland that is Sweet Home Alabama. Its been so long since I’ve had bragging rights, I don’t remember what they look like. Phil Fulmer has probably peeked over his portable indian […]

Spread Eagle queefs in Starkville.

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

We haven’t really done much shit-talking about the boogs this season. It’s about time we did. I was skeptical about the Franklin hire and moving to the spread, but I had no idea they would look this inept. A quick run through the boards and blogs this morning had me grinning. It looks like there […]