Arkansas Coach Quits Job, Wears Davey Crockett Jacket, Criticizes Ex-Boss

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

(Ex-) Arkansas Coach Bobby Petrino, clad in a sweet looking Davey Crockett jacket and a long Wyatt Earp style grits-grabber mustache, quit his job as Arkansas Razorback head coach in legendary fashion Tuesday night, in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Petrino delivered a teary, emotional, profanity-laden speech in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings while […]

I came to drop F-Bombs on the Fightin’ Arkamallets

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

The Year of the Fuckin Razorback! This weekend Alabama faces the hawwwgs, preseason darlings of the hype-o-sphere. Arkansas possessess an explosive offensive attack, jolly giant of a QB Ryan Mallet and mad scientist of a coach Bobby Petrino, a veritable alchemist of offensive concoctions, screen bubbles, slanty routes, wolf patterns, zipper flys, curly Q’s, and […]

The TPS Report #2

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

I do some slapstick in this one and mumble about football like a mongoloid. Enjoy.

I Came to drop F-Bombs: Fayettevillains come to Tuscaloosa

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Welcome Back Motherfucking Razorbacks Nice to see you back hogs, its been a couple of years since you been in town. When you were here last, Darren McFadden and Felix Jones were going apeshit, everyone was telling me to buy real estate, and ole J.P. Banana Bangs hit Matt Caddell in the corner of the […]

YIJING: Bammer vs. Razorbacks

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Bammer and Arkansas both play equally well. Don’t worry, though; Bammer just barely squeezes it out in the end. Probably in overtime.

Oh yeah!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

I thoroughly embarrass myself again in another week’s installment of The Perfect Storm. Thanks to the dudes at Well That’s Cool for bringing me back down to earth.

Dick gets bit twice

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

We’ll start the competition right now. Please come up with a better headline than the one I just threw up there. I had one in the reserves, in case the game went the other way: Dick is big. No sacks. I also had: Dick disappoints without Nutt, Dick falls short, or Dick pointed and laughed […]

Barbequed Pig in the Morning

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Nothing like waking up to a cup of orange juice, a few beers, and a large jug of coffee with extra beatdown. Alabama hammered Arkansas 41 – 7 via a defensive back beatdown of legendary proportions. Our exclusive Yi Jing prediction was right on, as Bama scored on the first drive and Arkansas players were […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama @ Arkansas

Friday, September 19th, 2008

My brothers and sisters, I have enlisted one of the wisest bammers, who has successfully predicted several things with his Mystic Ways, including the Mike Price Titty Situation, the Closure of the Booth and the 2008 Tulane Scare. And he has let us into his sanctum to view his game predictions, and given me and […]

I came to drop F-Bombs: The Arkansas Preview

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Who the Fuck is Arkansas: The University of Arkansas is a public university in Fayetteville, Arkansas with 19,000 students. Razorback Stadium is where thousands gather and yell “Woo Pig Sooey”, one of the most self-deprecating phrases a bowlful of overweight Southerners can yell. Their mascot, the walking red pig thing,  has procreated into a small […]