I do some slapstick in this one and mumble about football like a mongoloid. Enjoy.

Welcome Back Motherfucking Razorbacks
Nice to see you back hogs, its been a couple of years since you been in town. When you were here last, Darren McFadden and Felix Jones were going apeshit, everyone was telling me to buy real estate, and ole J.P. Banana Bangs hit Matt Caddell in the corner of the endzone [...]

Bammer and Arkansas both play equally well. Don’t worry, though; Bammer just barely squeezes it out in the end. Probably in overtime.

I thoroughly embarrass myself again in another week’s installment of The Perfect Storm. Thanks to the dudes at Well That’s Cool for bringing me back down to earth.

We’ll start the competition right now. Please come up with a better headline than the one I just threw up there. I had one in the reserves, in case the game went the other way: Dick is big. No sacks. I also had: Dick disappoints without Nutt, Dick falls short, or Dick pointed and [...]

Nothing like waking up to a cup of orange juice, a few beers, and a large jug of coffee with extra beatdown. Alabama hammered Arkansas 41 – 7 via a defensive back beatdown of legendary proportions. Our exclusive Yi Jing prediction was right on, as Bama scored on the first drive and Arkansas players [...]

My brothers and sisters, I have enlisted one of the wisest bammers, who has successfully predicted several things with his Mystic Ways, including the Mike Price Titty Situation, the Closure of the Booth and the 2008 Tulane Scare. And he has let us into his sanctum to view his game predictions, and given me and [...]

Who the Fuck is Arkansas:
The University of Arkansas is a public university in Fayetteville, Arkansas with 19,000 students. Razorback Stadium is where thousands gather and yell “Woo Pig Sooey”, one of the most self-deprecating phrases a bowlful of overweight Southerners can yell. Their mascot, the walking red pig thing,  has procreated into a small family [...]

Live from atop Bryant-Denny stadium, I put my ass on the line this week. Enjoy.