CW ROUNDTABLE: SCROGGINS HERE

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Memphis Tider says bye yall, and posts some questions, Abner B.D.Scroggins has been enlisted for a round of┬áRound Table answers: 1. After hearing as much as I have about BJ Scott, Dre Kirkpatrick, Rod Woodson, etc, is it possible that the secondary this year may actually be better than last year’s squad? Possible?! A goddamn […]

Abner B.D. Scroggins: Pukes! You haven't won anything!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Some sumbitches like to motivate with violence, but now in this day and age where you can barely get away with half-drowning heathen terrorists, so you’re surely not gonna get away with stapling “my whore momma dropped me” signs on the wide receivers every time one of those butterfingers lets the ball hit the dirt. […]

Abner B.D. Scroggins bitches about Cowbells

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Did i tell you about the time I was on a greyhound bus that was hijacked? I was traveling in New Jersey at the time (a state full of filthy-mouthed yankees, let me fucking tell you). These whiskey-drunk livestock-sounding criminals came stumbling into the Bus after nearly running it off the road, demanding all the […]

Abner B.D. Scroggins is ready for his weekend Vol movement

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Let me tell you I don’t like them Vols one bit. Running round with that orange mess on makes my mario glaucoma act up. I got to go watch one of them damn Oregon Duck or Boyzy State games just to get the taste out of my eyes. Thats the sort of orange only a […]

Abner B.D. Scroggins on the Ole Ball Coach

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

I been hearing some horse hockey about ole South Caroline, that this might be the best team the Ol Ball Coach has fielded in years? what goat shit you say? I remember way back when the Ol Ball Coach brought his Gator teams to Alabama. We called him “that visor-totin scallywag” and we spent all […]