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		<title>Crimson and White Round-babble</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Will Heath put together an off-season Crimson and White roundtable, the Tower only has square tables, but we can try to wrap our minds around this concept.
1. Can&#8217;t we just keep re-living 2009 forever?
I spent the last half of 2009 sleeping in a hastily assembled altitude tent, just so I could preserve that 2009 feeling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unusual Championship Schwag</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First of all, we just moved the Tower of Bammer servers from our sweatshop in Bangladesh to our upgraded sweatshop in Thailand. Hopefully our workers will be posting more now that we&#8217;ve upgraded from leather whips to shock collars and everyone is properly hooked up to a caffeine/adderall IV drip. God, that makes me hungry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remember the Rose Bowl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How can Bama have a chance, with Longhorn Matthew &#8220;The Wedding Planner&#8221; McConaughey leveraging his smothering charm?! Who can resist his rolling southern accent that flows effortlessly out of his delectable lips?!
 
(ps, if you tell me that J-Lo was the actual wedding planner, I will stare at you with a blank look and empty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bammer Days of Christmas #1</title>
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		<title>Bumped from the Letterman show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was disappointing to learn Heisman Winner Mark Ingram wasn&#8217;t going to be on the Dave Letterman show last night, I hear he was going to wear his light blue Matlock digs.

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		<title>This one was a year too early</title>
		<description><![CDATA[from 2008:

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		<title>I Came to drop F-Bombs on the 2009 SEC Champeenship</title>
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Who the Fuck is Florida?
The University of Florida is a fucking state college with about 55 fucking thousand students, located in Gainesville, Florida.  Florida has given us gifts like the comedian Todd Barry and has also been known to occasionally aim its Taser of Education on goofball conspiracy theorists.

Game of the Fucking Millennium!
Welcome United States! Ola Estados [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abner B.D. Scroggins: Pukes! You haven&#039;t won anything!</title>
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Some sumbitches like to motivate with violence, but now in this day and age where you can barely get away with half-drowning heathen terrorists, so you&#8217;re surely not gonna get away with stapling &#8220;my whore momma dropped me&#8221; signs on the wide receivers every time one of those butterfingers lets the ball hit the dirt. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tip from Smokey</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;officers found the Gator defensive lineman&#8217;s car stopped at a green light slumped over asleep in the driver&#8217;s seat

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		<link>http://towerofbammer.com/2009/a-tip-from-smokey/</link>
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		<title>TPS Report: The Men in Small Shirts Edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing caps off an undefeated regular season like pretending to kick the shit out of your friends. I worked my ass off on this one. The least you could do is watch it. 
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