Archive for the 'General' Category

The Curse of the Riverboat Gambler

Monday, June 29th, 2009

This off season has been fairly tame, as you can tell from the lack of posts around here, but this story should get you appropriately fired up.
I found myself recently visiting the construction site of our current stadium expansion. The construction is being undertaken by the Brasfield & Gorrie company, based out of Birmingham. While [...]

Vacated!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

So, according to the rapsheet, the Alabama will be forced to “vacate some wins” as a result of possibly 200 athletes taking a few too many trips to the Alabama Supply Store, and what better time to take a vacation than summer? The kids are out of school committing crimes and spray-painting churches, the unfullfilling [...]

Looking Ahead: the 2010 Draft

Friday, June 5th, 2009

OK, disclaimer, Its insanely early to look at next years pro prospects that will spend the year in crimson and white, fucking ridiculously early, but, we are bored, people! BORED! And its fun to think about the select few of our Alabama brothers and sisters moving on and making lots of money.
There is plenty of [...]

Bammers get drafted

Monday, April 27th, 2009

What a difference a year makes. In the 2008 draft, Alabama sent 0 players in 7 rounds. Fucking embarrassing. Well, this year the Tide fared much better. We scoured the tubes to see what NFL fans thought of their incoming Alabama alum.
Andre Smith
Cincinnati Bengals
The sixth overall pick seemed to be a foregone conclusion to most [...]

Draft Day Boos

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Brady Quinn

Ted Ginn Jr

The Jets

Jets fans Boo Patriots pick before its called

And of course, the Eagles boo Donovan, and 30,000 yards later, many still are

Bammers in the Draft

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Draft talk always contains a huge, Jupiter sized asterisk. Football geeks extroidinaire Football Outsiders do a great job in summing that asterisk up in this post “Made, not Born”, college football fans could equally apply those lessons to recruiting, though the practice time is much less and the talent disparity is much greater.
Several Alabama players [...]

For the Weenies

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Every Spring, the Bammers get their A-Day, where 2 squads square off, and the losers have to eat weenies for supper, not to be confused with your B-Day, which is the anniversary of your squirting out of your mom’s leathery baby-maker.

BUT, in the words of LSU bloggers And the Valley Shook “the 2007 Alabama Crimson [...]

A Smattering of Internet Redirections

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Dr Saturday has a good piece on Viginia Tech; Tide vs Hokies kickoff in only about 5 months, jeeze time flies.
An Auburn frat-rodeo video is making the rounds; nothing really special, rednecks love big sweaty animals.
Regarding Andre Smith, Mel Kiper says that “Nick Saban has gone to bat for this kid” and thinks he won’t [...]

Its good to have a B-Ball coach

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Well, we’re really happy about the Anthony Grant hire, here at the Tower of Bammer corporate headquarters. You have to like how quickly the Athletic Dept identified Grant as a candidate and went after him, and now Georgia is probably moving on to their plan D candidate, after getting the cold shoulder from Mike Anderson. [...]

The one where we make fun of a more successful blog

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

The coaching search has finally ended this weekend with the hiring of Anthony Grant of VCU. The Tower was smitten with the idea of bringing in Mizzou coach/ bad motherfucker, Mike Anderson; but what the fuck do we know? The whole ordeal has been fairly tame, and not at all the soap opera that [...]