Paula Deen Cooks Up A Batch of Jesse Williamses

Chef and butter activist Paula Deen has cooked up a plate of Alabama Defensive Lineman Jesse Williams. The charismatic Australian is known for his tribal tattoos and being huge as shit, sad to see him baked and turned to biscuits or bacon fritters or whatever is going on there.

Did she cook Terrence Cody too? Is that why he’s not on the team anymore? That guy was great!

Should she be sent a cease and desist order so she doesnt cook our entire starting defense?

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