BREAKING: New Weird Nintendo Thing Will Only Show Alabama Games

Nintendo is a large Japanese company that makes electronic shit that features out of work plumbers and old people playing tennis. Thankfully, the video game giant have come to their senses and now worship the One True Team and will only be featuring Alabama Games on their devices.

Other college teams will get to see the scores, and possibly how long is left in their sloppy, embarrassing contests. The one problem Crimson Tide fans may have with this device, is Nick Saban’s post-game press conferences will be altered in real-time to feature a digitally generated goofy Italian caricature, who, instead of yelling at the press, he will just happily jump through the room stomping on those reporters’ cute little mushroom heads.

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