BEEKER REPORT: Weekend Picks!

 

STANFORD 6.5 at WSU
The Fighting Trees vs Mike Leach: The Next Generation! 6.5 You can’t meep that shit up! Admiral Leach is a bonfire builder, not a haphazard arsonist! If you have a decent sized pair of beekers, you should meep your retilement funds into this and plan on a life of luxury!
PICK: SAMFORD TO ANNIHILATE THE SPREAD!!

MEEP MEEP UPSET ALERT
Arkansas -13.5 at Texams ALM

How far can coach John L Smith take this Alabama Team? I meep to the Beef O Bradys Bowl!
PICK: ARKAMSAS !!

GEORGIA -13.5 at TENNESSEE
The orange plants worn by Coach Dooley kinda match my nose, and T-Bray is the most unnerrated QB in the SEC EAST. With a 13.5 pt cushion I would not feel a meep of worry!!!
PICK: TENNESSEE!!

BAYLOR at -12.5 West Virginia
I expect WVU to open up a complete chemistry set of meepstruction on Barlor after strugling with Maryland kinda last week. Holgorsoms vanes were popping out of his neck!! He will be so mad crazy pissed every play will be a wishbone fake punt.
PICK: WVU to keep scoring until the national gard gets chopper lifted in

Texas -3 at Oklahoma State
Texas barely handled Ole Miss with there 35 pt victory last weekend wich was closer than it sounds, worried after this they will kick Mack Brown out of Austin and he will have to wash dishes in El Paso and long for the good ole days of playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
PICK: OKLAHOMASTATE

 

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