Archive for August, 2012

Paula Deen Cooks Up A Batch of Jesse Williamses

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

Chef and butter activist Paula Deen has cooked up a plate of Alabama Defensive Lineman Jesse Williams. The charismatic Australian is known for his tribal tattoos and being huge as shit, sad to see him baked and turned to biscuits or bacon fritters or whatever is going on there. Did she cook Terrence Cody too? Is that […]

The Sabanization of College Foosball

Wednesday, August 15th, 2012

Swimsuit Magazine Blogster Andy Staples wrote something about the Sabanization of College Foosball, that’s ok I guess, since he likes Archibald’s BBQ and that makes him more valid most humans in the solar system. I really just wanted to try a thought experiment with a bunch of Angrysabans squaring off.

Tyrann Mathieu Transfers to a Paraguayan Bank Account

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

ESPN was using curse warfare and it’s taken it’s first victim: the Swamp Badger himself Things just get crazier for Tyrann Mathieu. First kicked off of LSU and now transferring to a South American bank account. Apparently his distant uncle needed cornerbacks and was a high ranking government official and also a successful minister and also died w/ no […]

ESPN Unleashes Brutal Bristol Connecticut Voodoo Powers!

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

The World Wide Leader, the modern Roman Empire, has finally turned to the forces of darkness in their inherent anti-SEC bias [cue up B-roll of Todd Blackledge eating barbecued toe of frog] ESPN the Magazine is a blasphemous version of the TV sports network that travels via mail to satanic dentists offices and witch doctor waiting rooms […]

Could Prehistoric Alabama Have Dominated the Pangaea Conference???

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

Alabama, after dominating the SEC, the Country, and even the world. Could Alabama Football dominate pre-history??? Like even back when the conferences were all squished together before the modern era??? Several reasons have lead us to believe Alabama would not only succeed, but THRIVE: 1) Bear Bryant would have been an actual Bear 2) Serious […]