Archive for April, 2012

Holographic Coaching Legend Makes Special Appearance For Spring Game

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Hologram Bear Bryant, in the form of a digital, gravelly voiced phantasm, made a special appearance at A-Day, coaching the White team to a brilliant 24 – 15 win on Saturday. He then wowed a crowd of thousands later that night by sharing the stage with none other than Snoop Dogg himself, performing his new […]

Arkansas Coach Quits Job, Wears Davey Crockett Jacket, Criticizes Ex-Boss

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

(Ex-) Arkansas Coach Bobby Petrino, clad in a sweet looking Davey Crockett jacket and a long Wyatt Earp style grits-grabber mustache, quit his job as Arkansas Razorback head coach in legendary fashion Tuesday night, in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Petrino delivered a teary, emotional, profanity-laden speech in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings while […]