Just burped up some North Face sweatpants and now I’m gonna sit in a dark room and listen to Coldplay Been a sad week. Sniffing bees. After Alabama lost I cried into my pillow for days and days, until it started to stink and I realized it was the carcass of a large LSU woman [...]

Your Hairy Handicapper, your Governor of Growl, your Insect Inspecting Eeyore is back with weekend footbawwll picks to satisfy all your gambling needs! What do you do when making your picks? Do you use random elements to decide on picks, like dart boards, dice, or throwing the entrails of partially eaten hikers up in the [...]

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. – Bayou Philosopher Shaquille O’Neal (Possibly still looking for tickets) Rock My Fucking Face Off, Game’o’the Decade! Will the world ever be the same after Alabama and LSU clash, in this sports-genre defining moment? Post BayouBamaCore won’t have the same [...]