Sad Bear Sniffing Bee is sick still:( he at a really ugly hiker that was wearing some hard-2-digest north face gear, so beeker report is here for your weekend sports pograming guide: MEEP MEEP UPSET ALERT!! Baylor at Oklahoma State Can Baybay QB Bob Griffin the MEEPMEEPMEEP upset the possible championship bound cowboys and cement [...]

Why Even Fucking Prepare for this Game??? Alabama has already been awarded the Heisman Trophy, the Nobel Prize in ass-kicking physics, the Palm D’Or,a Purple Heart, Outland Trophy, Outback Baked Potato, Hungryman Dinner, the Oaken Boot, the Wooden Leg, the Platinum Ligament and the Butkus Turkey Leg. (OK, maybe thats just an artist representation of the Butkus [...]

Saturday Alabama plays the hated UT-Knoxvillains, what do these nice little dogs think about the game??? Taco: my sources now say Clay Travis is writing a book on the best chalupas of the SEC Jellybean: Fuck those snitches! Jellybean don’t play! Millie Wigs: This is the face I’m gonna make droppin a #2 on the windsheild wipers [...]

I am A.J McCarron’s chest tat, and this is how it is. Bitches. Who the fuck are you? What the fuck do you want from me? Yeah. Whatever you thought a polite introduction should look like went right out the fucking window, so you had better put on your big boy Tampax pads, because this shit jut [...]

“FUCK HOSS!! DON’T GOT TO SHOOT ME!! AINT NO YANKEE!!” 2 future bitter Texas A & M rivals will battle it out in Oxford this weekend. Most likely on Saturday, with a possible road trip after the game to smear feces and ranch dressing all over the Texas A & M bus as part of [...]

Like a giant hairy ursine urologist, the sad bear sniffing be picks are here to diagnose whats ailing you!! THURSDAY NIGHT PASS OUT IN YOUR PAPA-SAN CHAIR GAME **USC Trojans 28** at California 27 Fire up the frozen enchiladas for some Thursday Night 4th Quarter finish! and then fall asleep before the end and wake [...]

Hippetronica Bloop Bloop Guitar Noodle band Sound Tribe Sector 9 and something called Pretty Lights are using creative cutting edge graffiti marketing for their Tuscaloosa tornado benefit this week. Instead of usual flyers, airplane flyovers, happy-meal tie-ins, they are spray painting penis-logos and creative lettering onto tornado damaged buildings, sidewalks, businesses, live turtles, babies and walmart [...]

Vanderbilt is on the right track w/ there best recruiting class in possibly millions of years James Franklin, noted Jay-Z fan, has brought a new level of swagger to the Nashville private school Skip Bayless has considered putting some of his swagger and hyperbole on loan to his Commodores while he gets in a shouting [...]