Archive for September, 2011

F-Bomb Beeker Report Preview: ALABAMA vs FLORIDA STATE GATORS

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Rdy for some Meep Meep football!! Alabama travels this weekend to Tallahassa Florida to battle with the Florida State in a blockbuster out of conference matchup in the beautiful state capitol of the Sunshine Territory. Leatherback-Pumpernickel stadium will be packed with excitement like a log flume at Six Flags. The Mother-Effing Meep Meep ACC Conference!! […]

Sad Bear Sniffing Bee: Worried About my Record vs the Spread

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

OK, time to put down this detached hippie leg and make some football picks!! THURSDAY NIGHT DUBSTEP BUBBLE BATH **South Florida Bulls 21** at Pittsburgh Panthers 14 Are the Bulls really going to unveil their Buzzcock offense, or did i dream that. WTF am I doing dreaming about USF offenses anyway??? Yelling Fire in a […]

Swamp to be Flooded with Milk?!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

The University of Florida, National Milk Producers Federation, Naked Florist Association, The National Long Snapper Task Force, and General Mills Inc. are planning on milk-flooding Ben Hill Griffin Stadium Swamp for the Saturday showdown with number 2 ranked Alabama. The ‘Milkout’ is part of National Stadium-Milk Month and National Cleat Cheese Week. The end zones will […]

The Petrino Accelerator

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

There are several things we don’t understand in the world. Finebaum’s Sports Illustrated gig? How they made them dudes so short in the Lord of the Rings? Scientists slave over minutia for years to attempt to understand them in concrete, reproducible ways. I, being a scientest of the Alabammer Barbecue Chicken Biscuit variety seek to understand these motherfucking […]

Sad Bear Sniffing Bee Picks: Your #1 Hiker Handicapper

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

When I’m not eating hikers, smoking cigarettes, suckin’ up honey, I’m makin’ money fucking up your parlays and grabbing that over/under and putting it in a DDT!!! THURSDAY NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT CUDDLE UP AND DONT EVEN WATCH IT LOCK OF THE WEEK!! North Carolina State 28 at Cincinnati 18 More like Beer Cats!! NC State […]

North Texas at Alabama: F-Bombs and Greek Fire Upon You!

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Ahh, it seems like just yesterday it was sweet sweet 2009 and the Alabama was rolling. Before the Malzahns had settled in and before Suits by Brooks was stalking running backs. I F-Bombed them back then and I will F-bomb those motherfuckers again. Where the Fuck is North Texas?? One of the main interesting things […]

Dangerous 2011 Trap Games

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

I am scared of TRAP GAMES and 2011 is going to be full of them, sometimes I wake up and night in my slightly soiled Spongebob underwear thinking about those games that are lurking on a schedule, we say they are games, but they are TRAPS, and traps are not games my friends. Traps maim […]

Kent State at Alabama F-Bomb Preview

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

WHO NEEDS THAT LEPRECHAUN TO GRANT MY WISHES??? I GOT F-BOMBS AND FOOTBALL COMING UP!!   Time for some Fucking Football! Some may think this is a time of healing after the devestating Tornados, and while true the money that football patrons spend around Tuscaloosa will definitely help heal some of the shit, but I […]