Our campsite-vandalizing forest-fire hating Swami of Sadness once again offers us his prescient weekend picks. Taking advantage of his uncanny ability to point cute fluffy but threatening ears in the direction of possible entertainment/dinner, he’s submitted his famous weekly picks for your betting pleasure and profit. I’m not sure if he really understands football OR odds. [...]
Archive for August, 2011
2011 predictions from a puppet scientist. LSU‘s Jordan Jefferson’s will surprisingly start vs Oregon, but have to run barefoot since the police meeped all his shoes. Mark Richt‘s job situation will turn to meep if they meep to Boise. Marcus Lattimore will leave the Clemson Game with a strained left meep. Auburn QB Barrett Trotter will suprise [...]
Looks like Jordan Jefferson got into a brawl at Merlotte’s. First he had to fend off vicious Mettenbergers and then he gets cold-cocked by a guy from a 90′s morning show! With this sort of luck, is there enough grass on the field for Les Miles to play ball this year??
Not 1…. not 2…. Didnt even stop at 4!!! Five College Teams Cursed by the Wretched Slickery Dinosaur of Pre-ESPN America! Sports Illustrated, relic of the 1800s with their shiny covers and flamboyant trousers, cursed 5 of the top teams for this upoming football season. The magazine cursed blood colored teams from Oklahoma, Alabama, South [...]
Is Tween Starlet Rebecca Black coming to the SEC w/ Texas A & M? It has recently become a forgone conclusion that Texas A & M (Subscription Required) is coming to hang out with us in the SEC, so they can join us in brotherly hate, scandal, and self-loathing. But as the Texas A & M [...]
When I’m not crushing running backs and lighting up wide receivers like Christmas trees, I like to enjoy a glass of good wine, I typically prefer a layered red, something not to corpulent but not so austere that it bores me into a coma. Here, take this ’97 Cabernet Sauvignon from Napa Valley. Supple on the palate, [...]
The nation has been shocked! Chick-fil-a, famous cow activists and mall-based fast food empire, have opened the season unranked in the USA Today Coaches preseason breakfast poll. Even though everyone knows its just sports information directors filling the forms out, they are probably better breakfast experts than the coaches, many of whom have serious cholestorol [...]