In the midst of this SUMMER OF SCANDAL, overlooked has been report-gate, where Oregon (Nike-est of the Universities) bought a really expensive old report, an out of date list of Commander and Chiefs, for $25,000 and a pair of sweet ass 1991 Air Jordans. The Ducks sneakily purchased this homework from recruiting guru / trainer [...]

I’m worried about a dickish comet interrupting the SEC West schedule next year by crashing into the earth and destroying it into a gazillion pieces, thereby leaving the SEC West race undecided before the epic highly anticipated Alabama LSU showdown. What will President Morgan Freeman and President George Jefferson do about the earth getting blown up?? [...]

Are Bigfoots Real?? For fuck sake of course Bigfoots are real! There is countless evidence and fuzzy pics and big plaster footprints all over the blogs. I’m not even gonna debate this with you close minded dickheads. What Are Bigfoots Like?? The documentary Harry and the Hendersons reveals them to be sensitive and social, toilet [...]

Was John Hancock, co-inventor of freedom and founding brah, the first oversigning scumbag? Life Insurance dude starts United States with a Houston Nutt shaming class of 56 (while listening to a penny-whistle version of Miles Davis) One of the newest dangers to sports-twitter/anger-radio/comment-hives is college football oversigning, a practice where a coach-despot signs more players than [...]