Archive for May, 2011

I’m Betting on the Elephant

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Played this japanese horse racing game,¬†Look, its an an the Elephant with a horse on his nose, gonna bet on this guy (roll tide yall!) Uh Oh, the twin-seater horse took the early lead with ‘low-rider elvis horse’ leading the rest of the pack However, the “1” horse started pirouetting and jumped out to a […]

The Casino-Warlord Will Have Your Head!

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

WVU Coach ejected from Casino bar for Casino-bar like behavior! (link) CONTROVERSY??? (Hmm Hope Not) OR MOTIVATIONAL TACTIC???? (Hmmm Hope Not too) FUCK IT, have your fun, its the offseason, it might be the LAST ONE EVER!

Book Review: Kick Pass and Run (I Can Read Series)

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

Today I am reviewing Kick Pass and Run by Leonard Kessler. This book is meant to introduce football to young children, barnyard animals, and waterfowls. In it, you will learn how to execute a legal crackback block against a rabbit, and how to execute a 5 step drop when your center is a frog. An […]

Breaking News from 2019: The Doocision

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Weird Story showed up in my blog-a-base, appears to be from the future…-ed Gonna start this out nice. Thank you Ja’Juan Story, possiblee my favorite Gator of all time, for during that dark 2011 off-season of death and scandal, you put a smile on our faces: “Before every game…I doodoo and then listen to Katy […]